https://mirmeep.github.io/blog/tags/satire/ Recent content in Satire on Miranda Peak https://mirmeep.github.io/blog/%3Clink%20or%20path%20of%20image%20for%20opengraph,%20twitter-cards%3E https://mirmeep.github.io/blog/%3Clink%20or%20path%20of%20image%20for%20opengraph,%20twitter-cards%3E Hugo -- 0.154.5 en-us Fri, 21 Aug 2026 11:11:11 -0700 https://mirmeep.github.io/blog/posts/why-you-wouldnt-want-to-hire-me/ Fri, 21 Aug 2026 11:11:11 -0700 https://mirmeep.github.io/blog/posts/why-you-wouldnt-want-to-hire-me/ <p>Dear multimillion dollar tech CEO,</p> <p>It is with great regret to inform you that you shouldn’t hire me as a dev to work in your pristine sweatshop.</p> <p>Below are reasons why I have come to such a decision. It wasn’t easy, but you deserve to know.</p> <h3 id="1-i-question-work-given-to-me">1. I question work given to me</h3> <p>Oh no! I don’t take orders willy nilly! There is a rebel among the ranks!</p> <p>Unfortunately for you, tasks must have meaning and value. Not &ldquo;busy&rdquo; work that fakes productivity for the sake of turning what you think is &ldquo;profit&rdquo;.</p>